i think today may have been the most unproductive, laziest day of my life. after waking up at the ungodly hour of 2:30 PM, i made my way downstairs to the kitchen to eat my breakfast/lunch (noodles and spareribs, if you were wondering). i then went back upstairs and under the guise of reading a book, proceeded to fall asleep again. at around 4:30 PM, my mom offered me more food so of course i got out of bed for that. you might think that at this point i would have felt fortified enough to actually go do something besides sit under my covers and stare out the window. but no, after my second meal, i once again made my way upstairs to my bed and went right back to sleep. conveniently enough, i woke up just in time for....dinner.

two naps and three meals later, i feel sufficiently alert enough to write this entry about my ability to be a great waste of life.

since im home for thanksgiving and rather bored at home, i decided to pick up one of my little sister's preteen novels and read it for shits and giggles. ok, i read two of them. and let me just tell you. i am appalled that there are publishing houses that acutally let 12 year olds like my sister read these things.

in the worse of the two, the entire plot of the story revolves around these four spoiled rich girls at some WASP-y boarding school in upstate new york where all they do is smoke pot, spike their lemonade, hook up with other WASP-y guys and have orgies in hotel rooms. one of the girls even hooks up with her teacher. much designer name dropping is present throughout the book. as in, "as she lifted her head out of the toilet bowl, she wiped vomit from her mouth with the sleeve of her black Juicy Couture tie-front cardigan."

my sister can't be reading this!! neither can her friends! i mean, just last year, she asked me what a coochie was! and to make it worse, when i came home, she had just finished reading that book for the SECOND time!

i tell you, the next generation is going down.